Merry Christmas!
and welcome to
The 6th Annual Van Schooneveld Christmas Quiz
and welcome to
The 6th Annual Van Schooneveld Christmas Quiz
It's that time of year again, when we mask our laziness with wit by replacing the age-old Christmas card with the Annual Van Schooneveld Christmas Quiz. Yaaayyyy!!! Take our little quiz to find out if you're a creeper, a stranger, or the founder and president of the I Heart Mikey Fan Club. If you think this one was too easy, check out our past quizzes: 2010, 2009, 2008.
1. This year, Mike and I brought a miraculous bundle of love dripping with golden sunshine into the world using the following method:
a. co-ed naked hypno-birthing in a hot tub with an attendant name Skye Lark
b. the rhythmic method
c. mail order baby
d. 24 hours of labor followed by c-section
2. We named said rainbow baby:
a. Alexandria Noelle
b. Alexandra Noel
c. Alexandra Noelle
d. Alexandria Noel
e. Cornelia Dogmar
3. In June, I traveled for work and had my first real work-trip mishap. Namely...
a. parasites in Burkina Faso
b. appendectomy in Canada
c. wild elephant mauling in Rwanda
d. tonsillectomy in San Francisco
4. Mike continued working hard at our ice cream shop, Glacier Ice Cream. He got a couple great wholesale accounts in:
a. Pueblo and Woodland Park
b. Fountain and Castle Rock
c. Falcon and Woodland Park
d. Pueblo and Falcon
5. Amber changed jobs in January and is now working at home as a:
a. senior editor
b. project manager
c. domestic engineer
d. marketing writer
6. Rather than one big vacation, Mike and I took several short trips this year to:
a. Yellowstone, Salida, and Breckenridge
b. Estes Park, Vail, and the Great Sand Dunes
c. Breckenridge, Moab, and Crested Butte
d. Moab, Estes Park, and Santa Fe
7. Mike remodelled which rooms in our home this year:
a. basement, baby room, and kitchen
b. baby room, baby bathroom, and master bath
c. mud room, master bath, and baby room
d. baby room, office, and baby bath
8. Mike and Amber coauthored a book together called:
a. He Love That Goat: One Man's Journey to Find His Lost Love
b. Sense and Salinity: Achieving Vitality Through Sea Water
c. Glorious Appearing: What's the Bible Got to Say About Procreating?
d. Miniature Marvel! 7 Steps to Mind-Freaking Your Baby
e. We did no such thing.
7-8 - President and Founder of the I Heart Mikey Fan Club: You are the guy my neighbors caught in our backyard with a camera last weekend, aren't you?
5-6 - Facebook or Blog Creeper: We can't see you, but you see us...
3-4 - Hi, Friend. Merry Christmas!
1-2 - Hey, Stranger! We should hang out.
1. d - 24 hours of labor followed by c-section. If you, oddly, want to know all the nitty gritty, read it here.
2. b - Alexandra Noel, though it was awful close between that and Cornelia Dogmar.
3. b - appendectomy in Canada. Read more of my harrowing adventures here.
4. a - Pueblo and Woodland Park. Stop by Exquisite Tastes in Pueblo and Mtn Scoops in Woodland Park to try our gelato!
5. d- marketing writer. I joined Compassion Canada's marketing team as a writer.
6. d - Moab, Estes Park, and Santa Fe
7. b - baby room, baby bathroom, and master bath. Mikey's still working to tile our master bath floor. Does that man ever tire?
8. e - we did no such thing. I was too busy laying on the couch eating bonbons. Though "Miniature Marvel! 7 Steps to Mind-Freaking Your Baby" is in development for next year.
8 comments:
This quiz was harder than last year's quiz!! I guess I am qualified to be the President of the I Heart Mikey Fan Club even though I missed one question!! I promise I wasn't the creepy guy but I do stalk you:)
I also missed one . . . better take a trip to Exquisite Tastes and Mtn Scoops.
What a beautiful family photo.
Great book titles.
As one of the original founders of the I Heart Mikey Fan Club I want you to know I passed the test and will continue on in my current position for another year.
Did you really use the word miraculous? Please see a previous blog of yours on this subject. Anyway, I can't wait to be with your miraculous bundle of love, soaking up her sunshine soon!
Krista, my use of "miraculous" was ironic. I maintain that we should only use that word accurately...or ironically. :)
Oh my gosh!...I am a creepy man?! Like your cabbage patch kid, apparently I have been the victim of gender confusion all of my life! Love the photo.
I got 8. And my hubby does have a really nice camera...
Both of us only missed a half of a question and we are M&A&A groupies. (second place you were doing ice cream since we both thought that that town was out of your area) NV.
I'm so glad the answer want's A for number one. I think that might be in conflict with our faith and morality standards at work :)
I was also really hoping you two would have coauthored, "He Loved That Goat." Make it happen, people!
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