Luckily for you, I'm too distracted to ever pay attention to my rich spy resources. The one page I do pay attention to is my visitor map, so I can see what exotic locales people are visiting from, such as Brunswick, Maine and Stockton, California. As you can see, I'm not too big in South America. Or Asia. Or Africa. Working on that.
But one locale that always pops up is some little guy floating there, off the coast of West Africa near Ghana. He's been back 24 times, usually around 5 pm. (See, stalking.) There's no island there, just the Atlantic, so I have to say, Who the heck are you, floating Ghana man? Don't your legs get tired and your computer circuit wet? How are you liking the blog? Would you like more stories on underwater African baking?