I mentioned how I was being taken over by a level of business jargon at my workplace that would make the Onion proud. To combat the onslaught of nonsense, my cubemates and I started a business jargon board to identify the offending phrases. We had to erase the board this week, as my intern is starting and will be habitating this cube. But I have posted it here for posterity so you too can escape the mumbo jumbo monsters. My personal favorite, "chipped beef."