And I've been noticing a similarity in all the most nationally popular blogs that get the advertisers, like Boo Mama, Dooce, and Pioneer Woman. It's poop. Baby poop, that is. I'm sorry to use that word, Mom, but it's true. All the popular blogs are by moms, about moms, and for moms and their bodily function-filled lives.
And although my mommy friends claim they're just so busy wiping hineys, I know the true reason is that they follow 8 other mommy blogs that they have to read each day.
I want a piece of the action.
So, I'm very pleased to introduce you to Adelaide May. She was born last Monday, weighing in at 8 pound and 2 ounces. Mike and I are just overwhelmed and ecstatic with our new role as mama and papa.
From now on, my blog will be primarily filled with funny and winning anecdotes about how Addie once peed in the school pool, ate all the daisies in the garden, and called the mailman "dada."
So sorry to do this to you, Sarah, but I go where the money goes, and there just isn't a lot of buzz for brassy businesswomen like us. Oh wait, I gotta go, Addie's pulled down the ficus tree again.