Umm....How to say this nicely? You get what you pay for. He looks like Bill Cosby in the 70s. But even Mike admits Bill Cosby's hair was a lot nicer than his. He's like a skinny Fat Albert saying, "hey, hey, hey!"
The guy who cut his hair was a young African American. I'm not sure if he's ever cut a white guy's hair before, because white guys don't do that to their hair. He shaved the front of it, like Martin Lawrence. Do you know of any white guys who intentionally give themselves receding hairlines?
Then the back. He shaved it about two inches above the nautral hairline. Straight across. Well, no. Not exactly straight. The middle has a wee chink out of it and it has a slight curve--but an upside down curve, like a crooked frown on the back of his head. He also didn't fade the back of the hair into the scalp, so it just all of a sudden ends--like Fat Albert.
The guy specifically did not give Mike a mirror to look at the back of it. And I'm not going to either.
So you know how we're praying that Mike will find a job in October? Let's pray that his hairs grow fast too.