Becky won quote of the day when, upon seeing my napkin full of donuts I'd picked out for myself, she said, "How are you not 500 pounds?!" I like this quote because it implies I'm not fat. Becky is therefore my new best friend. That's Katy, the cool girl, in the hat. We had relationship issues today because I dissed Bama's video, but we hugged it out.
Then I got to try TWO restaurants I've been wanting to try since I moved down south. So for lunch, we went to Plate. I had the scallops. Yummy.
Upon arriving home, as soon as I opened the door, Mike started playing this song, and we danced it out. He's so sweet. I love this song because when I was very young, we recorded a Disneyland TV special with Kool & the Gang singing it and watched it over and over again, and it reminds me of happiness and youth and fireworks.
Then I took an IQ test (to live it up as a 20-year-old), and found out I'm a frickin' genius. So I made a new goal for my 30s. The problem isn't that I'm not smart enough, but that my friends are too smart. What's the good of being smart if you can't lord it over anyone? So in my 30s, I'm going to get me some dumb friends to oppress.
Now, with two pina coladas in hand, I'm fully ready to be 30, flirty, and thriving!