This is the season that people like me dread. In which we avoid the break room at all cost and try to think of catch phrases to answer nosy political questions. I hate politics, and what I hate more than politics is discussing politics.
Luckily, I've been enhancing my life lately by taking self-discovery quizzes on Facebook. And I've discovered (by answering "maybe" to every question on a politics quiz) a catchy new label for people like me who just can't decide on any issues: Centrists. Yes, I'm a centrist. How very open-minded and balanced of me.
For other righteous centrists like me, here's a video to help you weather these trying times.